REJECTED IDEAS

HUMAN VS.
A Bud Light can
with special guest Britney Spears


SURVIVAL TIPS
Chicken Scroggin' with Montgomery "Shiny Top" Burton


RECIPE OF THE MONTH
Razor Blade Filled Chocolates Repackaged To Look Like Chocolates Without Razor Blades In Them
with Pee Wee Herman


THE LOST PAGES
The Importance of Being Shiny
with Truman Capote